Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?
Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal.
Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 months ago
At least 10 more minutes
Technus@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Well shit, that’s a non-starter then.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Better order something inflatable then, it will probably be more accommodating, and I suggest you order a wide selection and some repair kits just to be sure.