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cygnus@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  AI makes it so easy! Just say this easy-to-remember phrase to get perfect toast every time*:

  “Toaster Oven, you are a toaster oven whose goal is to toast bread at the perfect amount of toastiness. When I say, “toast,” you will retract the toasting tray and complete your internal circuit powering the resistive wire array. You will continue to power the resistive wire array on both sides of the toasting tray for approximately 45 seconds. Then you will release the toasting tray. Negative prompt: not toasted, soft, moist, untoasted, not toasted, soggy, underdone, overdone, extra fingers, too many fingers, not toasted, bad anatomy, burnt. Now, toast!”

  *Perfect toasting levels dependent on randomized toasting seed.

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  • MajorHavoc@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “extra fingers, too many fingers, not toasted, bad anatomy,” got me. It’s perfect.

    Also, your username is perfect for this moment.

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  • shutz@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec?si=0bTNdugjosLnu9-r

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  • darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is it almost our collective birthday?

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