Any tips on getting your ethyl benzene into a fish shape? Mine always turn out looking like Pac-Man ghosts
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ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
I love chocolate pancakes! Here’s the recipe I use:
1 18.25 ounce package chocolate pancake mix.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don’t forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice…
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called ‘how to kill someone with your bare hands’.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.
And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.
chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 1 year ago
fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The fish shaped solid waste gives it that extra “please call Poison Control” zest.
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The lack of neurotoxin is disturbing
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Ayyy
Classy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
You lost me at the vegetable oil
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This was in my grandma’s ww2 cookbook how dare you
showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 1 year ago
Please stop getting your recipes from ChatGPT
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Nah, I get my recipes from GLaDOS, she would never lie to me about cake-related subjects
psmgx@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Needs more sand
nifty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gonna try that tomorrow, will report back
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Fuck I need a remindme bot
nifty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I ated that and died, imma ghost now boooo