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maybe for a first date… a good follow up question is to ask how you think their favorite dinosaur had sex, and what their mating rituals were like… and what they sounded like during sex… and then start making those sounds very loudly in the restaurant. then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

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OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

then brief pause and loudly compliment the chef.

Last time I did this everyone in the movie theater just told me to shut up.

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- Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  You got to remember the people on the big screen aren’t really there
  
  They can’t hear you
  
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  - SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    They are real for me
    
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