Comment on Justice for Sid

• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If I did the things i do in video games IRL you would be saying I should be in jail.

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• Tagger@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If my mother had balls she’d be my father

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  • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If my grandmother had wheels asked be a bicycle

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    • abfarid@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      […] she’s be a bike*.
      Apparently, the usage of “bike” is important in that joke, because it’s a British slang for “slut”.

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      • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m sure they’re the same because the intention is “people ride her”

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    • MagnyusG@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      just put some ham in it.

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        it’s closer to a British carbonara

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  True. But there’s the thing.

  Toys aren’t puppies.

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• zaph@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But he didn’t so what’s your point?

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I took apart my toys and made new toys out of them all the time when I was a kid and several decades later, I appear to be a normal member of society without having committed a single murder.

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