Comment on Pills (Take Two)
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Immune to Cancer and Grapes.
The grapes are basically free income if I can just plant them half-assed and they always turn out. There is even the implication that they don’t need fertilizer or other associated costs.
citrusface@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just shit silver - more profit than grapes.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I don’t think silver with the consistency of shit will make very good silverware or jewelry.
citrusface@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Okay - I did the math. I’m pretty regular and I poop twice a day. Morning poop and afterwork poop. average human poop is about 8 ounces. A pound a day of poop. An ounce of silver is $32 - so call it $500 worth of silver poop a day. Roughly a salary of 180,000 a year. - for pooping.
So the 16m gold is worth about 90 years of silver poop - so I’d need to live to 130 years old and have the same poops as I do today as I do at 130 to reach shoebox gold.
The shoebox doubled is the king option
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
TBH with the correct setup and a lot of leniency on “planting grapes” I could have 16M USD from 1067 acres of grape in a single season, but it would take time to earn the required 4,716,140~ish USD for the purchase of the acres (not accounting for inflation).