Yeah. Bears will leave you alone if you leave them alone, and I want to see a bear. I’ve only seen bears at a zoo.
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VonCesaw@lemmy.world [bot] 1 month ago
I still think the bear question is completely loaded
I would ALWAYS choose the bear. Everyone I know would ALWAYS choose the bear. If the random man was a person they were close to, most people would STILL choose the bear because bears are rad as hell
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 1 month ago
I met a bear, his breath smelled of rotted flesh and death. So make sure you bring a ton of tic-tac’s.
Jumi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I didn’t say I want to make out with the best
flicker@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is my take.
My boyfriend isn’t terminally online so I often tell him things like this, in an impartial way.
“The internet is mad because some women have been saying they would rather be alone in a forest with a bear than with a strange man.”
Him: “Why is this a question? People are always the objectively worse answer.”
“Well… some people are pointing out that the type of bear is important-”
Him: “I would rather risk being mauled by a bear than have to deal with a stranger. Why is this controversial? I thought people on the internet hated people?”