Were you neutered as a child?
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KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month agoi still don’t see what the point is.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
no i just don’t fucking understand why the naked woman matters here.
Could be fucking anything, a pile of a billion dollars. Three turtles, or a goat, it’s the same joke.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I don’t think it’s the same joke when it’s three turtles or a goat, because the joke is “I think I can get close enough…to engage in unspecified sex acts with this woman.”
You think the same chemicals that turned the frickin frogs gay is responsible for this aversion to sexual thoughts? “Could it not be a naked woman? That clutches my pearls.”
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
“I think I can get close enough…to engage in unspecified sex acts with this woman.”
that’s what i would assume, but then again it never states anything, so this is like walking into a fucking storage shed and seeing a colonoscopy going on. It’s just fucking weird.
RoosterBoy@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Exactly, it’s the same joke regardless so why get bent out of shape over it?
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
i mean yeah, i guess so, but that’s not what im confused over.
I just want to know why specifically it was written with a nude woman? It never alluded to anything in particular.
Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
It could be a research grant.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
engineers love research grants, well known behaviorism of an engineer.
LinyosT@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Could be fucking anything
Like a naked woman.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
i mean yeah, that’s one of the options. Could also be an orphan source.
0x10097110@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
The engineer will never reach her, but his boner will.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
im pretty sure most people have arms. An engineer almost certainly does.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Because a sexual relationship requires 2 people to touch, so it is a relatable setup.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
yeah but like, you don’t need to specify that one individual is naked. If that’s a required factoid of the statement, the engineer, mathematician, and physicist should also be naked. But there’s no mention of that.
Now i don’t have much experience in relationships, particularly inter personal ones, but to my knowledge, you are generally clothed most of the time.
Croquette@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You are overthinking it. This is just a premise to setup the joke that an engineer deals with approximation while the other two give up because they’ll never reach 0.
It could be a bowl of ice cream for all that matters, but people like corny jokes, so that’s it.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
no i understood that part. Unless the naked woman has something to do with that part of the joke itself, then i don’t know why it’s mentioned.