If you aren’t wiping at least 2 inches deep, it isn’t clean!
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Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 months agoThere are genuinely men on the internet who think wiping yourself after shitting is gay, because men shouldn’t do anything with another man’s arsehole, even their own.
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Reminds me of a guy that didn’t know the name of colors because he “wasn’t gay”
I guess he was so aggressively straight that he developed monochromaticity
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 7 months ago
“Aggressively straight” reminds me of a quote from one of my favourite TV shows Bottom.
When someone gets accused of being gay their response is “That’s impossible. As a Christian, I’m so tightly clenched…”