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• Crozekiel@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit:

  Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far. Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far. Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

  Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.

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  • keyez@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t a tomato the only fruit in salsa?

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    • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …no, salsa is mostly peppers…

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    • EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can’t forget about peppers

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      • keyez@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I hadn’t but wasn’t thinking of them as fruit, also has a lot of onions which also isn’t a fruit.

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    • djsoren19@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.

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  • ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”

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  • NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.

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• Malgas@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Caprese is fruit salad.

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  • frezik@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone loves my tomato/eggplant/pumpkin fruit salad. I bring it to parties, and they all say it looks so good, they want to make sure everyone else gets a chance to eat it. Except everyone says that, and I end up having to take it home and throw it out.

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• flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, sweet tomato marmalade is actually quite tasty ;)

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