Caprese is fruit salad.
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dh34d@lemmynsfw.com 7 months agoThey’re culinary vegetables. My wife likes to say it like this: intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing that it doesn’t go in a fruit salad.
Malgas@beehaw.org 7 months ago
frezik@midwest.social 7 months ago
Everyone loves my tomato/eggplant/pumpkin fruit salad. I bring it to parties, and they all say it looks so good, they want to make sure everyone else gets a chance to eat it. Except everyone says that, and I end up having to take it home and throw it out.
flora_explora@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Well, sweet tomato marmalade is actually quite tasty ;)
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
I always love the “explaining dnd stats with a tomato” bit:
Strength is being able to throw a tomato really far. Dexterity is being able to catch the tomato thrown really far. Constitution is being fine after eating a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing a tomato doesn’t go in fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Also, obligatory “salsa is tomato in a fruit salad”.
keyez@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Isn’t a tomato the only fruit in salsa?
myrrh@ttrpg.network 7 months ago
…no, salsa is mostly peppers…
EtherWhack@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Can’t forget about peppers
keyez@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I hadn’t but wasn’t thinking of them as fruit, also has a lot of onions which also isn’t a fruit.
djsoren19@yiffit.net 7 months ago
You know you can just put whatever you want in your salsa right, no cop is gonna stop you. I have a very nice mango salsa the other night, it was only one step removed from a fancy fruit salad.
ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 7 months ago
And the obligatory response to the “tomato-based fruit salad” response: “found the bard!”
NeverNudeNo13@lemmings.world 7 months ago
Alternatively you could stick with the theme established by the first two stats and say that constitution is throwing a tomato really far repeatedly.