At least they can’t fly. Yet.
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ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well then maYBE YOU SHOULDN’T ACTIVATE MY INSTINCTIVE FEAR RESPONSE BY MOVING SO DAMN FAST!
rockerface@lemm.ee 2 years ago
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ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Well then maYBE YOU SHOULDN’T ACTIVATE MY INSTINCTIVE FEAR RESPONSE BY MOVING SO DAMN FAST!
At least they can’t fly. Yet.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
see, jumping spiders understand this. they recognize that we’re effectively gods and their lives are entirely in our hands, so they damn well stand still and try to look non-threatening.
androogee@midwest.social 2 years ago
Until the jumping
The jumping
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 years ago
At least they have the decency to try to look cute! House centipedes just come right out with “You can hate me but you’ll never catch me fuckers!” as they damn near burn a track into the floor
PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Jumping spiders are so cute. I taught my 5 year old to call them “spider bros.”
He does not know what a bro is.
irreticent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That is so cute. Thanks for making me smile today; I needed it.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Is there a spider bro sublemmy yet?