most women I know are between 25 and 50 years old

Oh, so you only hang out with FEMALES AFTER THEYVE HIT THE WALL AND ARE NO LONGWR VALUABLE AND THEY PROBABLY ARE MANIPULATING YOU WITH THEIR VAGINAS EVEN THOUGH THEIR VAGINAS ARE POINTLESS AFTER 20

(I literally felt gross typing that. Even though the people who genuinely think that way would probably say, like 17, not 20. Yuck.)