Comment on He may try to sleep with you
sxan@midwest.social 1 month ago
You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.
Comment on He may try to sleep with you
sxan@midwest.social 1 month ago
You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it’s warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I’m a married man.
GluWu@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey Kev-o! I’m not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you’re ready. Lube’s in the top shelf.
GluWu@lemm.ee 1 month ago
FUCK ME IN THE ASS, KEVIN.
stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
*runs, screaming, backwards, directly at Kevin, while holding my anus open with my fingers.