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LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 4 months agoIt’s genuinely difficult going back to toilet paper once you get used to a bidet. It’s just so much better in every way
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BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 4 months ago
$10 for a fucking printed plastic bottle cap?
phobiac@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s a two pack, so $5 per cap. Slightly less ridiculous for a niche tool.
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 4 months ago
You can literally do this cheaper by slicing into the side of an existing bottle cap.
And if you’re going to argue that this is meant to allow the bottle to be reused, I can bring up a hygiene issue why you’re using the same bottle on your ass as well as drink out of.
Narrowband@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Is it weird having water sprayed in your ass like that? Also how do you dry, you just pull your pants up with wet ass cheeks?
LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 4 months ago
It’s a little weird at first but you very quickly get used to it, it’s now to the point that when I’m forced to use toilet paper that is now weird and uncomfortable. I have a fancier bidet that has a drying function which is essentially just a miniature hair dryer pointed at your ass but when I’m in a hurry I literally just use a hand towel.
Butt towels are surprisingly common for bidet users because you’re literally just drying water, the bidet has fucking power blasted any sign of shit away so the towel will never get any marks or streaks on it
Narrowband@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Wow interesting. TIL that some people prefer pressure washing their ass hole, instead of wiping.
I will say though that I’m convinced the toilet paper at my work is actually 1000 grit sand paper. It’s a bit of a miserable experience so I can see why a bidet is preferred at times.
zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Two squares of tp gets the booty dry.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 months ago
How about toilet paper and a bidet?