Comment on Cheesing it up

Altofaltception@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You shut up about that right now. it’s a national secret. What do you think we do with those abandoned wells?

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  • Moose@moose.best ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We had to tighten up security after the great maple syrup heist.

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Adjusted for inflation, the heist was the most valuable in Canadian history until the 2023 Toronto Pearson International Airport heist

      Did they steal an airport in 2023?

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    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also, does that qualify them to be called the Sticky Bandits? More professional than Marv and Harry at any rate.

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  • ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s actually having to be used, since production of our sweet glory oil has been low.

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sweet Glory Oil, o my god that is hilarious.

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Really just Quebec

  Both are there to pay farmers for more than the country needs

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