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TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• underwire212@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  breathe poopy diarrhea air

  OR

  die of smoke inhalation

  🤔

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Tough times make hard men or whatever

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    • Worx@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      I always get hard when I do this. My insurance is getting suspicious that my house keeps burning down though :/

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    • Dampyr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Times are tough and me are hard
      
      
      
      
      Wait a minute that doesn’t work

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

        Hard men make lovely times, lovely times make babies

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  • TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I’m going down like a real man: tasting my own farts.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  It is indeed! Just gonna take out my toilet straw from the back of the cupboard and run to the shitter. Rest of the family will have to find their own straw.

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• BruceTwarzen@kbin.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Oh you think it's not to taste sewer gas?

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  • HopingForBetter@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Gotta do something about that pesky morning breath.

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