Comment on I think an intern helps them tie their shoes too

twinnie@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  trading commodities is truly the most important skill to making society function, god only knows how we’d survive without people who make bets with other people’s money

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• spez@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  God kill me

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  • Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t know which God you’re referencing but your genetics is programmed with planned obsolescence. You will die one day. You are welcome, there are only so many monthly tributes to your landed lord before you are free for the first time.

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• melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So… Poker? But without the flash and with the chance to genuinely throw the economy into chaos?

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• possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can relate

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• brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Did he ask if the tuna you were having for lunch was dollfin safe? I’m guessing he wasn’t informing you about anything like “dolphins pass puffer fish to get high” or “dolphins sexually assault other dolphins“.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rain man?

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• Doof@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t ask your doctor to spell something if that matters to you

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