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gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

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Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
“Monogamy? In this economy?”

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- gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  In the best of NYC tradition, they’re all committing benefits fraud by registering each other with the city as dependants so they all collect $5/month in SNAP and Cash Assistance. Their loft is rent controlled, and the city pays 100% of rent and utilities. They all have free health insurance, paid by the city of New York.
  
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MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.

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- gregorum@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  They also probably run their own men’s skincare line, with names like “Face Mud” and “Beard Grease” as not to offend anyone’s “masculinity”, but it’s actually very fancy and couture.
  
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  - MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    They all have names like Jasper or Hamilton and will name their pets Bill Furray or Adolf Kitler.
    
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