M Night Shyamalan did a documentary on this I think
Comment on the sensory biology of plants
Garbanzo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bro, not only are they sentient, the trees fucking hate us. Allergies aren’t just something that happens as a quirk of evolution. Those trees are filling the air with their jizz in a coordinated effort to take us out bro. The trees are trying to kill us bro.
underisk@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Name ?
underisk@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
I’m making a joke about The Happening, friend. It’s a movie where plants make people kill themselves.
THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 8 months ago
Huh no prob
Numhold@feddit.de 8 months ago
Considering what we do to them, they have every right to defend themselves.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
As an asthmatic hay-fever sufferer, fuck yeah - you’re onto something!
arken@lemmy.world 8 months ago
There’s a theory that allergies are getting worse due to an imbalance of gender selection when planting trees in urban environments. Here is some additional context.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yes. Is that sent where Vader’s executor crashed into it?
Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
You still deliver…
fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Pew pew