Comment on just one more signup bro, on god

• Mbourgon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Misdirection is one of the hallmarks of a magician, is it not?

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• hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.

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  • Mbourgon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.

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    • hydroptic@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I guess curses count as magic, too

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s a raunchy manga that just came out where the magic is based on SQL somehow.

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• JJROKCZ@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If they’re good at SQL, it’s magic yeah

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• trk@aussie.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or are they? Look behind your ear - tada! A magicians guild membership card with their name on it!

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