I don’t know what the opposite of magic is, but SQL Server is that.
Comment on just one more signup bro, on god
adamkempenich@lemmy.world 2 years agoWhat I’m hearing is that you’re not NOT in the magicians guild…
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Mbourgon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Are you kidding me? Why did the performance on this query start sucking this morning. Was it statistics? Plan recompilation? Plan sniffing? Bad plan? Somebody else running queries on the same spindles? Oh, it’s certainly magic.
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
I guess curses count as magic, too
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
There’s a raunchy manga that just came out where the magic is based on SQL somehow.
JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 2 years ago
If they’re good at SQL, it’s magic yeah
trk@aussie.zone 2 years ago
Or are they? Look behind your ear - tada! A magicians guild membership card with their name on it!
Mbourgon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Misdirection is one of the hallmarks of a magician, is it not?