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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I’m against splitting babies in half too. Who do I give my money to?
Patches@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I’m against splitting babies in half too. Who do I give my money to?
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
You need to buy $BBY1 coin (to the moon!)
It’s a crypto token which incentivizes who babies by pegging the value of the coin to the proportion of half babies. When a baby is cut in half, the value drops, so owners are incentivized to ensure babies are kept whole by entirely free market forces!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Not sure why everyone hates on crypto. This sort of thing makes perfect sense.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
I hate it for the blatant grift that took it over.
Doge coin should always be worth less than a sheet of toilet paper because it’s meant to be a joke, that people unironically invested in it is the problem.
Blockchain is neat, but I still think utility is low.