There’s this mineral you can eat called bismuth subgallate that works as an internal deodorant. It’s sold under the brand name devrom. Haven’t tried it, but heard good things.
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ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months agoIf you really wanted the best of both worlds, you could get those underwear inserts that hide the smell.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Things I learn on Lemmy, for real. “It’s like Febreeze but for your insides.”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have they used “It’s a breathmint for your butthole” yet?
ickplant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That would be genius marketing right there. I already ordered some online. Can’t wait to smell my own farts.
ActualShark@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
The strange items humanity comes up with for very specific problems never cease to amaze me
ickplant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They even have a blanket for similar purposes (fart concealment) and it’s called “the marriage blanket.” Cause farts ruin your marriage, allegedly. Haven’t ruined mine, but what do I know.