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GreenBeard@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

Who gets buried anymore? No one can afford a coffin, most of us get cremated. I’m going to have to get my ashes in an old coffee can because the urn costs too much.

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floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
“most of us” makes this comment read like it was written by a ghost union representative and it’s hilarious

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scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.

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lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Actually a friend of mine used a tool box as his urn

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- Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  … did he use the toolbox in life? Maybe it’s symbolic?
  
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  - lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Not that particular tool box, he was a handyman by trade
    
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Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world

Found your alt Dude

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- ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Huh, far out.
  
  Also, dude, just because my family will be bereaved doesn’t make them saps!
  
  And tell no one of this.
  
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