Comment on Anon gets a police visit

bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “TASE ME HARDER DADDDY!”

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Actually harder to say in person. Source: self

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    • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’ll just have to piece together the intent behind my moaning screams.

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      • SippyCup@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s practically impossible to speak while you’re being tased. You can make noises but those are mostly involuntary.

        Right after? You’re fine and can do whatever. If it’s your first time it takes a second to put together what happened.

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  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Electrostim is gfuuuuunnnnn. :3

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle till i blew. He immediately reached for his taser. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it then other cops stripped me of my precious. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.

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  • degen@midwest.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What

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  • M137@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    gobs taser

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• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anon should be so lucky

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• whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  that’s what the oil is for! No conductivity, just need a huge layer

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