I tried squirting a cop with liquified butter in a squirt bottle, jacking off the bottle till i blew. He immediately reached for his taser. There was air in the bottle and it didn’t come out when I squeezed it then other cops stripped me of my precious. Crazy story but yea they go right for the taser.
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bigfish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“Fuck this” /taser
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
degen@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
What
M137@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
gobs taser
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
that’s what the oil is for! No conductivity, just need a huge layer
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Unless it’s flammable
snoons@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Even better.
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Anon should be so lucky
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“TASE ME HARDER DADDDY!”
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Actually harder to say in person. Source: self
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
They’ll just have to piece together the intent behind my moaning screams.
SippyCup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s practically impossible to speak while you’re being tased. You can make noises but those are mostly involuntary.
Right after? You’re fine and can do whatever. If it’s your first time it takes a second to put together what happened.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Electrostim is gfuuuuunnnnn. :3