Comment on Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would love to get embroiled in some masturbation at work scandal to push them Republican husky fucks off the deep end to rotundo their vision of full-fupa-fap-fest,or as we call it over Anon Hill 34, 4foipstukke (biowoman alt tag: 4 foidstukke), but no seriously, I am with those sad hoshi fuckers from bunker 9 and I do ass to mouth for tree fiddy an ounce. Is this as translator do be is an are isn’t or isn’t of stern to sternum. That’s about as close as the CIA will let happen for an HR dispute at the hookey tongue flange n arms a cookinator that is def not a sting operation, y’know? Do you have subdermal or otherwise subnormal detriterionics known to the state of California? We’re just real close here, being in Arizona, which is a legal state as of this transmission disguised as a broadcast disguised as a waste of space on the internet. I don’t need to come into the office for this. You can just pay me. Or I’ll come into the office as bare as I lay on my testicles in the very present, to mean as of right now but they jiggle weird damn. Fukken balrog in this bitch, knows the twelve steps of Jezzebline and the fourteen stages of the cross. We triple holy out here, mmk?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
word
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I ain’t seen no hot dog from the sun that look like you.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rather be a mustard cup full of hot sauce than an over ripe banana.
Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t overdo it, dude. You’re trying too hard. Just slide into the dipsy doodle, ferretface.