I jo AND pray my hurricane will go straight to the White House or Elon Musk or something.
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charokol@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
We find out that masturbation truly does cause hurricanes. Even one masturbator is enough to cause them. Do you quit masturbating? (Assume it’s guaranteed that if you do, everybody else in the world will as well)
BaraCoded@literature.cafe 1 week ago
Sibshops@feddit.cl 1 week ago
So… In this scenario, are we going to just kill all the non-human primates who masterbate?
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 week ago
No that would be cruel, we just amputate their hands and junk