There’s a monkey’s-paw-style story in there somewhere about dramatic, ironic consequences, but I don’t know that I want to bring it into the world by writing it.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Everyone who attends the dinner party is guaranteed to get laid that same night.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
gastroglizzy@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Funny, considering swingers have adopted the pineapple as their symbol.