It does not work well as toilet paper. But in a a pinch give it a try. Consider your ass warned, though.
Comment on .🤨.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
My favorite part is how well it can be used to light a fireplace. Just tear out some pages, put some wood over it and light it. Secundair use is rolling paper when you’ve run out.
fodor@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
No no no, cleaning your ass is what holy water is for. At the entrance of every church they have a bidet for that.
ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
My father once threw my mother’s bible to the fireplace and because it was closed it didn’t burn, my mother took that as a holy sign, I’ve never had the heart to explain her why it didn’t burn.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Physics explanations usually aren’t welcome anyway.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’m still annoyed that it has never been printed in two-ply