Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵
SourDragon@lemmy.world 5 days agoOh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are intestines really for anyways?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Evolutionary hold-overs, should be safe to remove them by now.
SourDragon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Take my stomach and bladder too while you’re at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 days ago
Sure, I’ll just tell them you had second thoughts.
SourDragon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Nonononono
Somehow find a way to fit another brain in my skull alongside my current one, then use that joke
SourDragon@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Rereading the first few words reminded me of “take my gallbladder free of charge”