Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵

• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Evolutionary hold-overs, should be safe to remove them by now.

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  • SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take my stomach and bladder too while you’re at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sure, I’ll just tell them you had second thoughts.

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      • SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nonononono

        Somehow find a way to fit another brain in my skull alongside my current one, then use that joke

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    • SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rereading the first few words reminded me of “take my gallbladder free of charge”

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