Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵

• SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are intestines really for anyways?

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Evolutionary hold-overs, should be safe to remove them by now.

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    • SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Take my stomach and bladder too while you’re at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.

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      • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Sure, I’ll just tell them you had second thoughts.

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      • SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Rereading the first few words reminded me of “take my gallbladder free of charge”

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