Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission đ„”
SourDragon@lemmy.world âš5â© âšdaysâ© agoMy veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Donât ask how. Data centers are incredibly flawed.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Time to start optimizing.
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SourDragon@lemmy.world âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are intestines really for anyways?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Evolutionary hold-overs, should be safe to remove them by now.
SourDragon@lemmy.world âš5â© âšdaysâ© ago
Take my stomach and bladder too while youâre at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.