Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵
SourDragon@lemmy.world 1 month agoMy veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Don’t ask how. Data centers are incredibly flawed.
Comment on This heatwave is so bad I think I drank enough water to put 3 data centers out of commission 🥵
SourDragon@lemmy.world 1 month agoMy veins are optic wires but my blood is wd-40. Don’t ask how. Data centers are incredibly flawed.
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Time to start optimizing.
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SourDragon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh, yeah. Most definitely. Would also make it easier for water to flow through me. Less weird internal folds and flaps too. Like what are intestines really for anyways?
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Evolutionary hold-overs, should be safe to remove them by now.
SourDragon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Take my stomach and bladder too while you’re at it. Leave the brain, but only power it enough to keep it alive. If people ask why, just make up some funny reason.