Comment on Happy Kirkday!

• mattyroses@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  BIDET

  BIDEN

  YOU THINK THAT’S A COINCIDENCE???

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    well now i don’t

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s literal shariah you are preaching!

  In Muslim-majority countries, bathrooms are often equipped with a bidet. This ablution is required in order to maintain ritual cleanliness. The common Muslims practice of taking off shoes when entering mosques and homes is also based on ritual cleanliness.

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritual_purity_in_Islam#Hygi…

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ritual cleanliness? A properly bathed tush is a thing of I don’t know, have you tried going back to scraping it off with paper?
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    Now I feel like I gotta make a butt bath ritual

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• DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah, they’d just pronounce it wrong. Buh-DAY, they’d say. No, it’s a nice idea but I don’t think it’ll flush.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    ALL THESE DRINKIN FOUNTAINS TOO LOW

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