Comment on If dogs have such a great nose, why do they sniff other dogs asses? Wouldn't it smell like shit or not a good smell?
TIL my nose is as refined as a dog.
No you’re just pervert
So is the dog.
All dogs are crazy perverts, they got no shame
Sounds like enlightenment to me.
A dog receiving a vision of the Buddha and looking like it just sniffed the best butt in the world. The dog knows that the derrière extraordinaire is both nothing, and everything, and the dog is content. The dog cares not which way the wind blows for there are butts on every side. Changing one’s focus from the subjective butt to the universal butt brings peace. The tao of the tail wags both ways, which brings aromatic wisdom to all who whiff it.
OMG is he that alleged butt sniffer that was just arrested?!
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
No you’re just pervert
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
So is the dog.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
All dogs are crazy perverts, they got no shame
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Sounds like enlightenment to me.
A dog receiving a vision of the Buddha and looking like it just sniffed the best butt in the world. The dog knows that the derrière extraordinaire is both nothing, and everything, and the dog is content. The dog cares not which way the wind blows for there are butts on every side. Changing one’s focus from the subjective butt to the universal butt brings peace. The tao of the tail wags both ways, which brings aromatic wisdom to all who whiff it.
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
OMG is he that alleged butt sniffer that was just arrested?!