If rent is your objective, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a raccoon-sized HUMAN who earns a living wage, and shove HIM up yer arse, because raccoons aren’t biologically subject to capitalist slavery, therefore they’d have no money to give you.
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itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What you’re telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn’t I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 month ago
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I guarantee that you can sell that hole.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
No raccoons required.
Tiral@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
They can go steal shit after dark and give you some spoils.