I’d like to tell you about my new tail tailing service. Because you can never be too careful.
P.S. I wear two hats.
Comment on Hot Ones trying to sneak in the package protection
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
I’m gonna start a competing “package tailing” service. I’ll sneak from shadow to shadow and always stay two cars (or bicycles) behind the courier, wearing a dark trenchcoat and report any updates to you. When your package arrives, I’ll show up at the same time, surprising the courier/carrier with fresh polaroids taken through a tele-lens.
It won’t be cheaper, but helluva lot cooler.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
TR3@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
“I needed a drink, I needed a lot of life insurance, I needed a vacation, I needed a home in the country. What I had was a coat, a hat and a gun. - and a package to follow” *Philip Marlowe *
(well not quite, had to add the part about the package 😉)