Don’t worry, it’s only a matter of time before they toss you in jail for attempting to draft dodge and forcibly detransition you, thus making you eligible.
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funkreddit@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Oops ima bigo tranny
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Back in line Klinger
Rhaedas@fedia.io 1 month ago
Klinger's problem was slow reaction. Had he acted before they initially saw him, maybe. My dad was drafted in Vietnam and always told me to go right up and deep kiss the guy taking names. Although I don't think that would work as well now.
Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 1 month ago
what do i do if he kisses back
jimerson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
put a ring on it
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 1 month ago
It would work, but only to keep you from getting drafted. You’d probably be in some sort of military brig for a good long while.
Much more effective* is to shoot the bastards. We all know how much americans talk about doing it…
*I’m not going to lie here, it’s not more effective *for you*, just for everyone else after a few more follow your example. You’d be consigning yourself to death.