Comment on I'm high on life

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Well Mr. MacGyver, the good news is you are drug free. The bad news is you are pregnant and have herpes and syphillis.

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  • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That's OK, I don't believe in syphilis!

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    • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      O okay, carry on, then,

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• bedwyr@piefed.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You do need pee from the same sex as you they can tell easily.

  Heat it up, wear whitey tidey underwear, (which I hate,) and snug the pee on your taint.

  Last time I did that, the test people said it was a little hotter than it should be, I said it’s hot out and I walked here.

  Best though, if you quit for several days first, drink lots and lots of water to dilute your piss, then take a few vitamins to add colour to your pee. It works.

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  • DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yes, you are correct. I was just joking, but any gender can be a prostitute.

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