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Motherfucker even my own teeth don’t fucking blind me and I wash my teeth.
Maybe you should try brushing instead.
…So you get volume and lushness to your teeth.
Remind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
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One other comment was like “but mom I’m not hungry.” “Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.”
OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
I can’t stop laughing. Thank you.
anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…So you get volume and lushness to your teeth.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Remind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
One other comment was like
“but mom I’m not hungry.”
“Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.”
OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I can’t stop laughing. Thank you.