Well, tell your massuese I said hello.
(my silly and stupid joke is to imply that she does not fulfil your needs so you go to a masseuse, but it’s supposed to sound like I’m calling your wife a name she hates. Yes, yes, explaining the joke ruins, but look, it’s just a bit of silliness, okay? :) )
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
My friend also dislikes the term, but that’s because he’s male, and it should be masseur, or massage therapist (preferred).