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TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

The guy doesn’t have a son. It’s the daughter’s boyfriend. If the OP says, “Why does your son keep forgetting his keys?” the guy will say, “I don’t have a son” and OP can then say, “Oh, then who keeps going in through <specify window>” and now the boyfriend is cooked.

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unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
None of the above. I was trying to rent the place above the garage. I said, please remove the weird anime porn? And they said, we know who your dadday is. I said fuck off my daday knows the sheriff.

I didn’t know my dadday is the sheriff but it don’t matter

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- TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  …what?
  
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  - unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    Exactly
    
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    ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
    This whole shitpost (complete with set up) is very sadly underappreciated, even more so given that this fine shitpost is literally in a shitposting community. Well done, I say.
    
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