Comment on Declaration of war

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The guy doesn’t have a son. It’s the daughter’s boyfriend. If the OP says, “Why does your son keep forgetting his keys?” the guy will say, “I don’t have a son” and OP can then say, “Oh, then who keeps going in through <specify window>” and now the boyfriend is cooked.

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    None of the above. I was trying to rent the place above the garage. I said, please remove the weird anime porn? And they said, we know who your dadday is. I said fuck off my daday knows the sheriff.

    I didn’t know my dadday is the sheriff but it don’t matter

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    • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …what?

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      • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Exactly

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The girl whose boyfriend sneaks through the window slandered the posters jeans so he retaliated by giving the girls father an excuse to investigate why there’s a man sneaking through the windows

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fine

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