Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity
Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.
Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.
Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.
Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 1 day ago
Read it again, it says they gave everyone some non-specific thing, who already had the power to launch a nuke, a huge penis, and that sense of masculinity
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh, yes. Well then, sorry to crash your meeting.
Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 1 day ago
Wait! Can YOU launch a nuke, huge penis, and confidence?!
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And? No.
Or? Yes.
Nuke: might take me a while, but I could call some people. I’d probably fail.
Huge penis: gimme about 10 minutes to drive to the nearby adult store, and definitely. I wouldn’t even have to pay for it, just throw it across the store and never go back.
Confidence: if you mean launch as in to displace rapidly, I do that approximately 3 seconds after every time I feel confident.