Just vocalise your internal monologue like you’re on dragon ball z and then start making sounds like you’re powering up your ki in your bladder and then blast the porcelain with a urine beam!
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JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 hours ago
Imagine me opening Lemmy during my pre movie piss at the urinal only to see this. I hate how accurate this is, but it’s amazing. I get nervous pee sooooo bad. It’s like everything just freezes up lmao.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Imagine not looking at your phone while pissing in a public bathroom.
greasewizard@slrpnk.net 8 hours ago
So that’s why there’s so much piss on the floor