Comment on it is fact male ejaculate travels at 28mph. How did they measure that speed?

MaelGuerra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

The real question is how fast Superman’s jizz jazzes, or pick omniman if you prefer. Any hyper powerful ejaculating entity, really.

Because, if you think about a bolus of spunk flying at supersonic speeds, you get great death metal song…

Came from an alien star Came to bend you over a bar.

Dna not a factor, balls a nuclear reactor

Taking all your women Filling them with semen

I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come!

Super powered jets of white, filling you up with spite

Giant, throbbing cock of might; Slamming your wife all damn night.

Ramming your children too, object and I’ll fuck you

You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!

Spreading our race across the galaxy, conquest by spreading seed.

Our weapon lethal ejaculation, Killing by insemination

Superior jizm, final cataclysm!

You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!

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