MaelGuerra

@MaelGuerra@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it is fact male ejaculate travels at 28mph. How did they measure that speed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The real question is how fast Superman’s jizz jazzes, or pick omniman if you prefer. Any hyper powerful ejaculating entity, really.

  Because, if you think about a bolus of spunk flying at supersonic speeds, you get great death metal song…

  Came from an alien star Came to bend you over a bar.

  Dna not a factor, balls a nuclear reactor

  Taking all your women Filling them with semen

  I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come, she dies, I come!

  Super powered jets of white, filling you up with spite

  Giant, throbbing cock of might; Slamming your wife all damn night.

  Ramming your children too, object and I’ll fuck you

  You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!

  Spreading our race across the galaxy, conquest by spreading seed.

  Our weapon lethal ejaculation, Killing by insemination

  Superior jizm, final cataclysm!

  You die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die, I come, you die!