Comment on Had to fight off the twinks for this bread

• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m torn. I can see where you’re coming from but there are exceptions:

  Celery is a perfectly acceptable delivery vessel for hummus

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  • Cort@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m sure there’s a hummus that’s delicious enough for you to eat it off a toilet seat. That doesn’t mean toilets (or celery) are food.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Actually toilet seats aren’t that bad, it’s toilet bowls I won’t eat near…

      That’s how I’ve proven celery is clearly a food, even if inferior. Now, I’ve submitted you got the tesseract ban list and will refuse all further discourse on the matter.

      Fuckyouerymuch Flambonkscious

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Though it is annoyingly allergenic compared to carrots or peppers which also taste better.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Huh, I never knew one could be allergic to celery.

      Maybe that’s proof we’re evolving

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