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chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoCanadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks
It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.
It’s like they’ve never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.
I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.
And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no chatacter.
orioler25@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
See, I get you’re joking, but I’m not clear if it’s because you’re a hobbyist who saw an opportunity to info dump a bit for hyperbole, or if you’re using that hyperbole to suggest that it is an unrealistic expectation for dick pics to look sexy in any way possible (rather than just a dimly lit, unclear shot of someone’s unmaintained and unwashed patchy pubes and greasy dick)
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The real joke for the shutterbugs was the 60mm lens on the micro four-thirds camera.
It’s for macro photography. Sample (safe) picture from the lens using the end of a ballpoint pen:
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Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Soooooo can i hire you for dickpics or…
Photonic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ooh look who it is, talking about dicks again!
GalacticRobot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, clearly not a lot of photographers in here.