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You would need the portal panties to make it work. Portal A would be on a wall, or whatever object you want to thrust towards, and Portal B would be on the panties aimed at your opening. When you thrust forward at portal A, it would exit Portal B, and since Portal B is stationary (panties are magical, yo) to your opening, the pillar would rise from the portal and enter the opening.

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Omgpwnies@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Of all the days to be literate…

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I’m glad this is one of them

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- imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Let’s make sure you feel the same about your eyes: https://e621.net/pools/20220
  
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  - davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    I don’t think I’m gonna click that.
    
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Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
I hadn’t considered panties, but I was thinking about how you’d just be chasing yer pecker around trying to back up on that thing.

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- imadethis@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  You could probably make it work with some surfaces that aren’t facing each other, since technically genitals don’t sit at 180 on the pelvis. It would probably take the porn star level of size though to make it work.
  
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  - Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    A strap-on would prolly do the trick.
    
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