Our HR person has some truly heinous nicknames in our business and they live up to all of them, almost gleefully.
Comment on Discussion Thread 🚀 Monday 20 July 2026
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 month ago
A HR woman from head office is in this week. She seems like your typical Disney Adult and her laptop is covered in all these cute rainbow stickers. It’s so funny how all HR people are like this when they have one of the most functionally evil roles in an organisation
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 month ago
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Are they aware of any of these nicknames?
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 1 month ago
I very, very highly doubt it. She’s far enough removed from the actual business that nothing like that would get to her.
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Sounds about right too. Probably in cosy with the owner or leadership team and you only hear from her every 6 months about some new pointless program they’ve set up or something you’re not supposed to do anymore
StudChud@aussie.zone 1 month ago
They saw Umbridge in Harry Potter and thought “I’ma steal that aesthetic and vibe yes”
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 month ago
it’s like umbridge and her kitten plates
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 1 month ago
HR seems to be made up of well meaning, bookish women who wish they worked at some cottagecore library and are completely unaware their job is to be the sondercommandos of capital
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Or ex-kindergarten teachers.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 month ago
😂😂😂