Oh I have plenty, due to the alley below my balcony being a hot spot for meth-induced shenanigans.

Partner and I were partaking in the devil’s lettuce one evening, and we heard a woman pass through the alley multiple times. She was, I think, in the throes of some cptsd flashback combined with meth, so was losing her shit at her abusers. No one else was down there.

Partner and I were just like “damn, she needs some serious health help”. I think one of my neighbours called the police though. They rock up, and try calmly (I was surprised) de-escalating, but she wasn’t having it. She called them “fucking pigs” who “only care about rich people” “Youse don’t give a FUCKING SHIT about people like me ya rapists!” “Youse beat your wives up every night ya cunts!”

I should have kept quiet, but I yelled from the privacy of my balcony “yeah girl you tell them pigs!” 😂 Partner just put his head in his hand and I heard the lady scream “SEE SEE EVERYONE HATES YOU DOGS!”

I keep quiet now, but shit that was funny. I haven’t heard her in months now (she was a regular alley screamer), so I really hope she got the help she needs